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SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: April 5, 2026 Edition
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Today, we would like to introduce you to the next dimension of 3D-printed freedom - drones.
The Weaponized Terrifying Freedom 9000 (aka WTF-9000), is a completely autonomous, nimble and easy to manufacture weapons system. With parts such as motors and microcontrollers being easily available in the RC section of your local toystore, the WTF-9000 is here to make weaponized drones available to the masses. Payloads for the WTF-9000 are limited only by the builder's imagination and choice of parts.
This video features a WTF-9000 prototype in field testing at an undisclosed location. We are incredibly excited about this innovative and liberating piece of technology, and will bring more updates on April 1st, 2022. Thank you.